editing a new honor among thieves movie :) gonna...
kiss-me-below-the-milky-twilight: is this what it feels like to be on acid
can you hear my heart beat? i cant feel my pulse anymore. it stopped working when you destroyed it. you didnt even care, you didnt even know. you never paid attention to what was happening. i was just another character to write about in your book. now im drained of my love. you bleed me dry. i gave you everything and you didnt give a fuck.
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Me: Nice 92 Civic, bro. That huge muffler really makes it look nice. I almost thought you were a Ferrari for a second.
Reblog for a creepy compliment in your ask.
If you liked the video, then follow me!!!! plenty...
more followers :) that definatly cheers me up
So I guess im now single. who wants to cheer me up...
I love my girlfriend, but I dont think she loves...
I hate ppl so much
this guy walks up to me while I was working the other day and asks why I am so lazy and havent gotten him a fitting room yet. I was unloading 35 boxes of freight containing 50 lbs of clothing and shoes each, helping other customers find what they need, running the cash register, watching this group of snotty little buggers trying to steal shit, training my new hires, and talking on the phone with...
for those of you who just started following me, and for those of you who already do, i want to thank you :) i will be doing my best to post at least once a week from now on instead of just constantly rebloging sh)it i like. i mean ill still do that, but ill have some original material at least once a week cheers